Saturday, December 30, 2006

ALL THAT GLITTERS DEFINITELY ISN'T GOLD!!!!

This thought came to my mind as I was driving home from work the other day. Whilst waiting at the traffic lights, a car pulled up beside me. I happened to glance at the occupant and did a double-take ; he was foooiiinnneee!!!!! Nice hair, chiselled cheekbones, sharp suit, nice car.... dude was all that and a bag of chips!! (lol)

That is until he stuck one long, elegant finger as far up his nostril as possible, had a good dig-around, inspected the contents and ...

wait for it...

DEPOSITED IT IN HIS MOUTH!!

Eeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NASTY!

And to make matters worse, dude seemed oblivious to the fact that he was being watched and continued to rummage through and feast on the contents of his nasal passages and it was like I was watching a train wreck; I couldn't tear my eyes away...

That is until the lights changed green. Beleive me , I couldn't get away fast enough!!!

28 Comments:

At 10:00 PM, Blogger LondonBuki said...

I am first! And that's all that matters!

LOL!

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger LondonBuki said...

YUCK! YUCK!! YUCK!!! YUCK!!!! YUCK!!!!!

EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 3:14 AM, Blogger Ms zee said...

you have got to be pullin' my legs..... "like whaoooo" he did not do that... ouch ouch ouch.... I shudder at the thought.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....

Kai... dosnt "shoboy have any kleenex and cant he bite his fingernails instead of eating his body fluids or contents??????

DOUBLE EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

That is just nasty!!!! Gross! He ate his booger. Yuck!

I cant stop imagining the size of it. The ewwness, and all that. YIKES!!!!


Happy New Year girl!

 
At 1:50 AM, Blogger Calabar Gal said...

Ewwwww!!!!!!! That sucks!! Whether he was aware anyone was watching or not, he shouldnt have deposited it in his mouth. Is the flavour of the muck from his nostrils that palatable? YUCK!! I think John Macmomrick from Celebrity Big Brother and Channel 4 races is guilty of the same sins too.

Happy New Year!!!!

 
At 9:39 AM, Blogger ~ Abike ~ said...

That is plain NASTYYYYYYYYYYY !
I can just imagine the dude shaking someone ewwwwww.
Happy new year !

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger TaureanMinx said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Happy New Year!!!!

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Elle said...

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! I am so sorry.... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 
At 8:42 PM, Blogger Dilch said...

Ewwwww that is so gross, I can't believe you never told me that story.

 
At 3:10 AM, Blogger Naijalove said...

thats too nasty, its ok to see a kid eating their booger but a man, eeew hunger dey do u like that abi gini?

Happy new yr my dear wishing u all the best in 2007

 
At 5:20 PM, Blogger Belle said...

please tell me you made that up???

lol @ the "elegant finger"...!

 
At 5:23 PM, Blogger chainreader said...

ewwwwwww! the grossisity of that is beyond all previously existing words, so i just had to make a new one up!

hope he had a glass of milk to wash down the boogers. tasty treat, anyone?

@ ~abike~: you imagined him shaking someone's hand? i imagined him kissing some poor, poor girl. and now i'll proceed to my bathroom to puke.

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

Just tell us u r joking right ...

Happy new year babes and may all ur heart desires be granted by God in 2007 ..

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

oh my gosh.. that is the nastiest thing i've ever heard in my life... grown ppl eat boogers? that makes me sick!!! I can only imagine the mental images you're stuck with for the rest of the month!!!

 
At 8:31 PM, Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

Happy New year by the way luv

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Young Miss Williams said...

I'm really sorry you had to go through that. Stay strong my sistah, it's a new year! Hope you had a good one! :)

x mwah x

 
At 11:52 PM, Blogger Nkem said...

Come on people... What's wrong with a little bit of bogey diet?

 
At 2:00 AM, Anonymous azuka said...

*Pukes*

*Reads it and pukes again*

Urghhhhhh.......!!!

Happy New Year!

 
At 8:21 PM, Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

Madam, do i have to tell u that u have not blogged since last year?

 
At 5:35 AM, Blogger Confused Naija Girl said...

in my six year old cousins words IYAMA!!

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger Overwhelmed Naija Babe said...

update mami!!!!!! Like Vera said... it's a new year... tell us something 'newyearly'... lol..

 
At 12:46 AM, Blogger NaijaBloke said...

U dan dey waka up and down ppl's blog again without updating ...na blogger police I go send after u now ..LOL

Hope u r aiight

 
At 6:26 AM, Blogger Vera Ezimora said...

Oh God, help me not 2 find this girl because if I do ehn...!!

Do u know you have not blogged since last year? Common, report here before I vex

If I come back here and it's not updated, mpiakasi ga di oh! Don't try me sef.

 
At 4:30 PM, Blogger chainreader said...

eeem, update?

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger Jem said...

That is soooooooooooooo DISGUSTING!!!!! ....... URRGHH !! what was he thinking ??? I feel like puking already

 
At 7:30 AM, Blogger Jem said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sorry, i jus had to add that again. Good thing you ran away fast. That is such a turn off and it dnt matter how fine he is ... that is a NO-NO !! .... urggh

-- www.romanticaffairs.blogspot.com

 
At 12:38 PM, Blogger Daddy's Girl said...

Eeeeuw.... that is sooo disgusting!! I am sure you were wishing you had a rewind button to go back to the minute before you saw that. Yuck!

 
At 1:22 AM, Blogger Miss Kiki said...

ookay, that's nasty! real NASTY!!! eewww. My soul just puked. Loving ur blog by the way

 

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